Blake Miguez: More MAGA Than You

Tired of fake Republicans? So am I. While Cassidy was out here pretending to have a spine, I was busy oiling my firearms and flexing on The History Channel.

Cassidy had his shot. He dropped the mag. I won't.

Louisiana needs a real America First Conservative who can shoot straight, shout louder, and wave a flag harder than anyone else in the room.

Bill Cassidy betrayed President Trump by voting to impeach him—what a cuck. I, on the other hand, would let Trump sign my AR-15 and babysit my kids. Or absolutely anything else that he wants to do. Anything.

I get richer while you get poorer

My annual income: $3 - $5 million

Income while in office: $1,835,569.95

Businesses I own: Over 30

Your annual income: $55K per household

Average businesses you own: 0.10

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Born With a Gun in My Hand

I'm a 7th generation Louisianian and a 1st generation Red-Hat Patriot. Raised in the freedom-loving village of Loreauville, I learned two things early on:

Never trust a man who doesn't own camo.
Handshakes mean more than Harvard degrees.

My grandpa sold boats the American way—with a firm handshake and no government interference. His boats went all over the world, just like my opinions on Fox News.

I run our oil-and-gas business in New Iberia, shoot competitively at the world level, and raise my kids to say "God, Guns, and Trump" before bedtime.

Oh, and yes—I was literally on Top Shot. Unlike Bill Cassidy, I can hit a moving target and a talking point.

The MAGA-est Choice This Side of the Bayou